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Boarding the Millennium Falcon 

noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)


Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."

"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."
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Worst Video Games Of The Milleninum

a six word phrase that translates into the suckiest video games of the milleninum;two of the sucky games are New World Order and Rayman Arena
Fred:I just bought two of the suckiest games ever.
Jack:What games did u buy?
Fred:Uhhh....Rayman Arena for the PS2 and New World Order for the PC.
Jack:I can't play those games their really sucky so please refund them.
Fred:Uhhhhh....ok.

the millennial way 

emma: we can solve the no premarital relations thing the millennial way!
natalie: LETS GET IT ON

The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

i love the new millenium 

A television show on VH1 recalling and commenting on the things that have happened in the new millenium up to year 2008.
I Love the 80's
I love the 90's
I LOVE THE NEW MILLENIUM!

The Good Millennials 

A good millennial measures multiple times and cuts once. Thinks, then acts.
"Jamal is not like those other kids, he's probably one of the good millennials"
"Sanju doesn't talk about Instagram all day, he must be one of the good millennials"

Fuck The Owner millennium 

every 2 millenniums, you are allowed to harrass the owner for a thousand years, the first Fuck The Owner millennium started in 2000 and will end in 3000
Yo it's Fuck The Owner millennium
I know it's been like that for 22 years so far