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The Light Switch Bitch 

TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)
The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...

Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”

Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time

You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”

The Light Switch 

David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.
We call David The Light Switch because he moved to Orlando and became a whole different person.
The Light Switch by HGILLIS October 29, 2021

The Light Up 

A sex move where you jizz in a girl's eyes and then smack her in the face with a lamp.
"I gave this chick The Light Up last night, man. It was going well until the lamp broke in her face."
The Light Up by GM Sexay May 5, 2010

the light blue blog 

It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.
The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.

The Light That Finds Us

Those early days of the journey,
when I had just made peace
with lucid dreams,
one night, after I realized
that in my dream
I had passed through a wall,
I rolled onto the branches of a pine tree,
and at the very last moment,
a cool, gentle breeze
held me between earth and sky.
On a quiet yet luminous night,
above scattered hills,
each cradling a small house with its light on,
it lifted me into flight.
A guitar was playing,
and a woman, with a voice like mine
but softer,
was humming a tender song
about a love that never became whole.
That day, as I flew above the unconscious,
I did not know
that the vow we had made
was remembered by the collective soul,
and that to heal its wounds
it would return to our love.
Now I know
that it always washes itself
in the love of lovers,
warms itself with their warm breaths,
and drinks from the light of hope
that springs from their hearts,
and comes alive again—
for peace,
for survival.
Even if we are born
a thousand times more,
it will find you and me again,
and in our unconscious
bind us together once more.
The Light That Finds Us… In Every Lifetime

The Light That Makes The Day

A rare type of connection where a person stops being just a lover and becomes the rhythm of your life.

It is defined by catching yourself using their phrases and quirks, realizing they have woven themselves into your identity. It is checking the weather in a city where you don't even live, just to feel closer to them. They become the quiet prayer you whisper again and again in every moment of silence.

Ultimately, it is the overwhelming desire to talk, soul to soul, because the longing has become too loud to be contained only in text message.
I check the weather in his city every morning because he is the light that makes the day, and I need to hear his voice.