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The Jim Abbot 

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.
I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.
The Jim Abbot by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

The Jim Way 

The worst way possible to do literally anything. After using The Jim Way, odds are an individual will smell really bad. An individual using The Jim Way will probably never lose their virginity until they change their method. To sum up The Jim Way, it is a pathetic waste of time that will definitely not result in an individual getting their gooch licked.
The Jim Way, is the BEST way! Yeah lol sike, The Jim Way is the worst way.

the jim henson 

When a fist is inserted into a vagina while the girl is lifted into the air, like a puppet.
Dude, she was so loose i gave her the Jim Henson!
the jim henson by Brockman September 15, 2003

The Jim Ross 

The act of giving someone a handjob using BBQ sauce as lubricant. As soon as you cum, and he/she starts swallowing your load, you scream BAH GAWD, like Undertaker just threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell.
My GF bought some Sweet Baby Ray's, but she wasn't gonna use it to make pulled pork. Nah, she was gonna give me the Jim Ross, bah gawd.

frimmity-frammin' on the jim-jam 

Kickin' back, relaxing, mac'n the bitches, and having a few dozen drinks and some smoke.
bitch: hey guys what are you doing?
dude: fuck all bitch, just frimmity-frammin on the jim-jam.
bitch: oh, let me give you head then.

feed the jim 

The command used by a third party member of a two person conversation which is directed towards one of the conversationalists in the case that the conversation has reached a point where there is nothing to say. This lets said conversationalist know that it is time to say, "jimfeed" and walk away.
Albert: What's up?

Shiva: Nothing much.

Albert: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Shiva: No.

Cornelius: (whispers) feed the jim

Albert: Jimfeed

Shiva: What?
feed the jim by skinnyfeed14 July 6, 2011