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Typing and then smelling the ink 

Fingering a girls pussy, then smelling your fingers afterwards
Scene Kid 1: dude what did you do last night?
Scene Kid 2: i was Typing and then smelling the ink.

To get the ink

When a girl (or a guy) is about to get cum from a guy
(Guy): Look at the porn actor's face. He won't hold much longer
(Girl): She's about to get the ink!
To get the ink by Indianajohns August 14, 2018

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

Ink The Seat 

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
Ink The Seat by Headcircus April 23, 2013

ink above the stink 

a tatoo on a womans back above her ass. Also known as a tramp stamp. Often the tatoo is flowers, wings, or tribal.
When she turned on her barstool, I saw she had ink above the stink and i lost interest in the ho.