the gate guardian 

the gate guardian or SCP-001 is a colossal angelic being with varying number of wings, wielding a fiery sword or knife (SCP-001-A) and standing in front of a gate of immense proportions(probably the gate to Eden)

Random researcher: the gate guardian is one of the most powerful entities the foundation have ever encountered

the gate guardian by Agent Ukulele July 3, 2021

.9.The Celtic Guardian ¤are¤ The Dark Magician.9. 

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.9.The Celtic Guardian ¤are¤ The Dark Magician.9. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 3, 2025

Guardian of the Center of the Universe 

A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles

I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.

I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.

I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.

Guardian of the Center of the Universe by Joe Iron January 21, 2008

guardian of the realm

the crappiest movie in the world. sucks like hell. but glen levy is HOT!! pretty lame, but i ONLY watched it for him.

girl 1: hey, did u watch Guardian of the Realm?
girl 2: do i look retarded to u?? shit no! it sucks.
girl 1: glen levy is so hot tho!
girl 2: i gotta agree on that!

guardian of the realm by loila222 December 13, 2008

Guardian of the royal bowels 

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

Guardian of the royal bowels by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

The Guardianz 

Hilal Khan and Sajjad Siddiqui are officially 'The Guardianz'. They cause a mixture of mass 'pwnage' and destruction both in the real world and as gamers.

"Woah! We just got owned by The Guardianz! It has been an honor."

"Quit that game! The Guardianz are playing.."

The Guardianz by Hilal K. January 1, 2009

Killed by the Guardians 

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.

Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.

Killed by the Guardians by Halcylon March 18, 2008