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Get the Fruit 

a Pac-Man reference used while someone is playing a video game that is used to distract, confuse, or mislead the player into failure.
*Man is playing Crazy Taxi*
John Doe: *walks up behind me* Get the fruit!
Man: What fruit?
John: It's right there don't you see it?
Man: *Fails*
Get the Fruit by Res0lu7ion April 3, 2009

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice 

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.
Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

Con the fruiterer 

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"
"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."
Con the fruiterer by William Richey November 13, 2003

Squirrel in the fruit basket 

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.
'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

The Fruit Roll Up 

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
The Fruit Roll Up by ask-one October 24, 2010

the fruit basket 

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece
Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!
the fruit basket by camalus April 1, 2004