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5-0, police, the man, they on your ass.
The Feds by Graffitianni January 13, 2022

Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
Smoke the feds by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

Bite the hand that feeds you 

1: Turn on someone that has supported you.

2: Turn against a benefactor, a friend or a supporter.

3: Repay support with wrong.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you. You may need that hand one day.

bite the hand that feeds 

1) To stab someone in the back.
2) The hand that feeds is the name of a wicked song off of the Nine Inch Nails cd "With Teeth".
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
bite the hand that feeds by JonnyG January 10, 2006

the hand that feeds 

a song written by trent reznor of nine inch nails on the with teeth album
Will you bite the hand that feeds
Will you chew until it bleeds
Can you get up off your knees
are you brave enough to see
do you want to change it