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delpad the fetus eater 

the being got created after the covid 19 it began to kill. kill everything it got too bad so the humans had to flee to the bunkers and now we live in the underground world of monkey and the delpad is still roaming around
agghh the delpad the fetus eater is mad why is it always in the dawn
delpad the fetus eater by delpad January 12, 2022

The Loathsome Dung Eater 

The Loathsome Dung Eater is an NPC in Elden Ring. The Loathsome Dung Eater is a fellow Tarnished who occupies a corpse ridden room in the Roundtable Hold.

The spirit of The Loathsome Dung Eater can be summoned for aid in battle by using Dung Eater Puppet Ashes. The Loathsome Dung Eater is also available as an NPC Summon when facing Mogh the Omen and Morgott the Omen King. Progress in his questline and release him to be able to unlock his summon sign. He may also be encountered as an NPC Invader.
"I am The Loathsome Dung Eater! A scourge upon the living!"

Skinny Eater on the Telephone 

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.
Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

The Arkansas Ant Eater 

The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.

The Purple People Eater

Someone that everyone should hate
a person with a lazy eye
who hates people for no reason
and has no right to hate anyone
because they're ugly.
has a deep voice, and is stupid
"Ahh the purple people eater is coming!
it might eat me!"

or

"Oh watch out, here comes the purple people eater!"

or

"I'm so emoxcore it hurts!"

and lastly...

"I go to shows all alone"
The Purple People Eater by rawrrcats September 28, 2006

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?