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The Duke of Dresden 

The Duke of Dresden is a barbaric creature that rumor has can be found roaming the streets in East Liverpool, Ohio. The Duke stands around 6'2" and weighs around 190-225. These numbers are not known because if anyone got close to The Duke he would break them.

A freelance photographer recently captured pictures of the duke over the summer of 2008. These pictures depict a man who has lived a long life, but still loves his city. The Duke of dresden attempts to brighten the citizens of the pottery capital of the USA, East Liverpool every morning.

Some of his hobbies include smoking ciggarettes, long walks on the warf, getting tatoos, shadowboxing portajons, running tricks outside of Dan's bar and berating the other Liverpool Legends.

The Duke gives back to his community in many ways. In the Fall of 2007 he built the Helipad for East Liverpool City Hospital. The Duke was quoted as saying "I'm just here to help out." A line of action figures is in the works, where the duke is in series 1 and is projected to be the number one seller ahead of other legends walking stick(with stick), streetcorner(with random yard sale junk), big al(with prostitute) and James (with cell phone).

The Duke of Dresden will continue to be a force in the driving productivty in the city of East Liverpool. Can you say, Duke for Mayor?
The Duke of Dresden by EAZYE211 October 21, 2008
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Cuff the Duke 

"Hold on, I just got to cuff the duke before I go out."
Cuff the Duke by charlottem April 30, 2006

nuke the duke 

When you siht in a bowl and stick in a microwave, without the victim knowing. Putting a paper towel over it and leaving it in fo a long period of time.

Preferably done at parties
Dude I pulled a nuke the duke at curtis's house last night during the party.
nuke the duke by marky skaggs August 31, 2008

The Duke Difference 

When something is so good that you would only find it at Duke University.
"Why is there mold growing in my A-C unit?"

"That's the Duke Difference!"
The Duke Difference by IAmAlibi February 8, 2021

The Duke Of The Wicked 

Another name for rapper Violent, who is one half of the rap duo, the Insane Clown Posse.
The duke of the wicked and the southwest side strangla themselves, dark carnival minions meet violent j and sugar shaggy 2 dope the wicky wicy wacky wicky wicked clowns bitch!

shooting the duke

term that has two meanings:
taking a shit
inserting a tampon
hey bra, pull to the taxathon..i gotta shoot the duke

hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke

The dukes of moral hazard

The term 'dukes of moral hazard' describes any leaders of organisations who are ultimately sheltered from their risk-taking by being given support from a lender of last resort when everything goes completely wrong.

It may or may not become a TV show satirising contemporary finance where people get into cars through the window as they did in "The Dukes of Hazzard".
Did you see the Dukes of Moral Hazard last night? They bailed into their cars through the windows again!