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reprise the theme song and roll the credits 

inside joke between speedy and funk
Jezca: "I wish i were in on this..."

The Credit Card Reader 

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day

The credit card 

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.
"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

Remove the 'responsibility' and the credit

That's what you WANT to do but ARE NOT GOING TO DO fat bald Matt.
Hym "You WANT to remove the 'responsibility' and the credit but you are NOT DOING TO DO THAT and instead you're going to do THIS: You're going to pay for the shit you stole. You're going to give me the credit I deserve. And then your going to use my tax dollars to feed your piece of shit kids. And in doing so, you're going to subtract 1 act of violence from the net total of acts of violence that will inevitably happen throughout the course of history. You could have stopped the other ones but you were too busy arguing about a God you don't believe in. You CAN change the stalking laws. You already have harassment laws. If I didn't already have plenty of evidence that you YouTube fucks don't actually give a fuck about with or not this gets someone other than me killed, I'd already be in prison or dead. You interpretation this correctly. You aren't doing anything other than hiding your own petty obstinacy so you can keep your fucking YouTube following. Stop trying to swindle me. Stop pretending. Act in accordance with the values you purport to have and do it in my direction. Because this isn't it. It isn't teaching me a lesson. It is the thing I said it was in explicit terms."

Full credit to the boys 

A typical, inarticulate response from a rugby player in a television post-match interview, especially in New Zealand.
Q: Well you'll be stoked with that result eh?
A: Oh yeah full credit to the boys, they were outstanding today, we just got the go-forward ball we needed and went from there eh.

lord of the debits and credits 

one who has completed all the mastery problems in the accounting book.
Mr. Bandino: after you do your work together try and tackle the mastery problem so you can be the lord of the debits and credits.