The Roger Bannister Club 

A collection of people who were able to run a mile (1600 meters) in under 4 minutes. Named after the first man in history to accomplish this task.

When James finished the race and saw his mile time was 3:59, he knew he had joined The Roger Bannister Club

The Roger Bannister Club by Phat Phacts November 14, 2019

The Chris Ben0it

A carefully curated pre-flight cocktail consisting of a Xanax, a hydrocodone, and a Jack and Diet Coke. Taken 45 minutes before boarding to ensure you don’t care about turbulence, crying babies, or the fact that your seat doesn’t recline.

Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.

• “He said he was ‘fine to fly’ but ordered a Jack and Diet Coke at 7 a.m. That’s when I knew the Chris Ben0it was in play”

• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”

The Chris Ben0it by The Rabid Wolverine. December 19, 2025

bennie and the jets 

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song

lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

bennie and the jets by jigger_jevin July 3, 2006

the girl from bennington 

that girl you knew just for one night. you still love her even though you'll never see those eyes again...

i still love the girl from bennington

the girl from bennington by bloodelfmage November 11, 2020