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take it on the arches 

telling someone to scram or skee daddle. to kick rocks or leave.
You're still here? Take it on the arches kid.

The Archbishop of Banterbury 

Somebody who is exceptional at banter, such as someone who banters a lot or can think of very good comebacks.
{Insert great banter here}
You must be the Archbishop of Banterbury!

The Archfiend

If the words "hypocrisy" and "prick" could be physically personified in a human being, it would be "The Archfiend."

A YouTube blogger who leeches off of other, far better internet personalities, The Archfiend is a parasitic douche-bag who makes videos where he "exposes" (aka, whines and cries like a toddler) what he feels are the misdeeds of other YouTube bloggers. This is quite amusing, because he ironically doesn't seem to understand that he is guilty of virtually everything he condemns others for doing. (Ex. He frequently takes cheap shots at other YouTube personalities for making money off of their videos even though he hypocritically does the exact same thing.)

He does this because it gets him lazy views. He'll make a video calling-out other YouTube users, and purposely post their names in his video titles and descriptions, so that way his videos pop up when people search for the users. It's a very cheap, deceptive way to score views, but he doesn't care. (Because he's a prick!)

He is also very easily butt-hurt, and rather than engaging people in proper debate or discussion, will block them from his channel and leave snarky replies to them. (Often replacing the S's in his responses with "$", to show that he's happy he made money off of their views... again showing that he's a hypocritical asshole.)

Sadly, his fans are just as bad as he is. Hopefully one day they will see the light, and see what a worthless, hypocritical, childish brat he is.
Sally knew better than to watch The Archfiends videos, because anyone with half-a-brain would realize that he's completely worthless and does not contribute anything in any capacity to anyone.
The Archfiend by TeddyStix April 15, 2014

The Archive 

The sole purpose of "The Archive" is an index, nay, a database of information that is stored for retrieval by Will Carter. It is crucial to the existance of Will Carter's memory because without The Archive countless people would be forgotten and probably insulted through their being forgotten. The Archive enables Will to find useful information long forgotten by most. It is like the Diary of Tom Riddle--a gateway to the past, to a persona that existed only in the moment of its creation. The Archive consists, currently (Mid 2006), of over 800,000 articles, documents, and transcripts, many of which might come of some use. Will is apparently a bit of a pack-rat in terms of storing data.
Will is able to access any part of The Archive very efficiently and dig up information dating back to his entrance to the internet.
The Archive by Will Carter July 20, 2006

The Architect 

The Architect is a character from Matrix Revolutions who uses a limited vocabulary of over complicated words. In the world of the Matrix he is a 'God' figure.
The Architect bears an uncanny resembelence to 'God'.

the archer school for girls 

The Archer school for girls is for people who like bees.

You like bees?

You like Barry Bee Benson?
You like honey?

You like jazz?

Archer is the school for you. It’s full of amazing girls who very much enjoy movies like The Bee Movie and sometimes Shrek. Archer girls are very quirky and the best people to hang out with because they are so funny and smart.
You always enjoy watching The Bee Movie with them, as they will likely have the whole script memorized.
Girl #1: Whoa! Do you see that all the lockers at Archer have a picture of Barry Bee Benson on them?

Girl #2: Yeah! Man, I love the Archer School for Girls. It’s the best place to meet up with The Bee Movie fandom.