tasteykakes

the best ready-to-eat baked good line in the US. originated in Philadelphia. pies. cakes. ice creams. cookiebars.

Let's go to wawa.
-WHY?
Girl. I need my tasteykakes.
-I could use some butterscotch krimpets myself...

tasteykakes by smaglee February 15, 2010

tasty cakes 

Where the woman lies on her back. Then the guy takes a dump on their chest. He then he ejaculates on the poo. Then takes a piss. Making a layered cake.

Oh Lacroix please give me one of ur tasty cakes.

tasty cakes by Shoemann2 April 30, 2006

tastykakes 

this is a word- used much like "sweet cheeks" or "honey buns" - which is basically a term you use for friends referring to their backside in a jokingly flirtacious manner. somewhat like "hey, hot stuff!" you might instead say "hey, tastykakes!" and spank their backside as you stroll by. this can be shortened to "what's up, tasty?" or pluralized, "hey there, tasties- you guys missed the movie!" however, don't say "hey tastykake!" because this suggests that they have only a single butt cheek.

that new girl looked at me weird when she saw me spank my friend and yell "hiya, tastykakes!"- i guess she doesn't understand it's just something we do with friends around here.

tastykakes by Rita B February 17, 2008

american tastycake 

A fat couple have sex while eating tastycake foods. At the end, the man shits in the girls mouth, and she eats it.

american tastycakes are a good way to finish the day

american tastycake by jlfahvljds May 24, 2011

tastycake 

mood killer.

when your having hot intimate passionate sexy sex and the girl, or woman shouts tastycake right before the male is about to have an amazing orgasm. he then becomes soft and limp.

ex: uhh uhhh uhhhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyyy.tastycake.

fuck you bitch

tastycake by nigerian master July 20, 2009

tastiecakes 

pooh-nanay

u get no tastiecakes tonite ....

tastiecakes by tastie cakes lmao February 16, 2010