Tassel Master 

The beholder of a rather large penis. Erect it is a sturdy structure (diamond hard if you may), flaccid a slight breeze would make it sway. This guy knows how to use it to his potential.

"Look at that guy brandishing his member at those women!! He must be a tassel master express"

Tassel Master by super_blondey June 8, 2015

Tassel-Blocked 

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.

Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “

Tassel-Blocked by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010

Tassel Sponge

Look At Banana Hammok

see banana hamok

Tassel Sponge by kriss January 23, 2004

Tassel Cock 

The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis.

Hey look at that tassel cock, i cant even see it under those rolls of fat.

Tassel Cock by chris76432 May 22, 2009

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

Tassel Dick by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015

Tassel Tits 

Director Arketer on a Tuesday.

Did you see Director Arketer's tassel tits?

Tassel Tits by ZakkOsborne October 21, 2020

skank-tassel 

Donald Trump's hair skank-tassel

That thing on top of Donald Trump's head looks like a skank-tassel!

skank-tassel by Jannopop September 8, 2016