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A term USNA Midshipman invented to make trivial tasks they perform seem like monumental endeavors which only the strongest and smartest officer candidate can perform.

MIDN ENS: Hey man, you coming out to Stan and Joes tonight?
MIDN LTJG: Nah, I gotta assign a lot of taskers tonight.
MIDN ENS: GMT/NKO tours?
MIDN LTJG: Nah, many members of the company haven't done the weekend list.
Let me consult my machine of knowledge and see how many taskers I have due before TAPs.
Tasker by IfIToldYouWhoItWas February 8, 2023

Uni-tasker 

An object with one function, ideally, designed to be extremely good at what it does. A waffle iron, for example, can only be used to make waffles, but it tends to make waffles extremely effectively, justifying its existence as a uni-tasker. Objects as varied as saddles to soap dishes or rice cookers can be considered uni-taskers.
The only uni-tasker allowed in your kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
Uni-tasker by ElectricSpecter November 14, 2009

Kelsey Tasker 

An awesome person, she's funny and nice, and always fun to be around. (she's also Claudia C's best friend)
Kelsey Tasker by llalasdjfakde August 2, 2010

Anti-tasker 

Someone who is against even the idea of tasks, chores, or work in general.
“We could ask John to help us move the sofa, but he is a fervent anti-tasker, so he probably won’t be willing.”

The Tasker 

- when you just don't feel like working
- your tent needs to dry
- or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it
- a Tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower
- or sometimes you just want to leave work early

NOTE: there are unlimited Taskers at hand
NOTE: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a "sick day"
"...i cant come in today, we went camping and i think the tents and gear needs to dry"
His doing The Tasker!

"...my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago...i need to fix it"
His doing The Tasker!

"...it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case...you never know"
His doing The Tasker!
The Tasker by Thats_funny November 12, 2012

night tasker 

Person or Persons hired to perform tasks for others, specifically either at night or during the day for people whose lives are most active at night. Paid Personal Fixer, Runner, Chef, Assistant.
I have a new job as a personal night tasker, LOL picking up my bosses dry cleaning and dropping off the dirty ones. She sleeps all day, but I make sure she is Haute every night.