It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

Let's take this offline 

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

Let's take this offline by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Let’s take a look in there 

When your vagina is discharging weird stuff and you have to usually get an phone camera or a mirror and check if everything is alright down there. Used by OB/GYNs rarely.

*using restroom*
Mind: Wait why the hell and I discharging brown stuff?
*finishes using restroom*
*Grabs mirror*
Let’s take a look in there…

Let’s take a look in there by coolhandlehere69420 December 29, 2022

stefan's take 

complete bullshit

*stef starts talking*
- ah its this fucking idiot again... stefan's take i guess...

stefan's take by Kalcho January 27, 2021

ben don't take l's 

People by the name Benjamin, hasn't and will never take a L in their life.

Ben, took A big bet but he wasn't nervous because he remembered that

Ben don't take L's

ben don't take l's by Be ji July 8, 2017

Alex (she’s taken) 

The best Alex ever don’t even think about saying “oh my Alex is better” cuz that’s cap cuz my Alex is the best Alex. Mines hotter, smarter, funnier just better. Sorry kids (not really).

Boy 1: did u see Alex (she’s taken) she’s really hot.
Boy 2: ye but don’t bother (she’s taken).

Alex (she’s taken) by Wyatt (oofergang) March 24, 2021

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got 

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got by Evilous Dark Power November 26, 2023