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Monokuma Tai Chi

The best exercise class in the entire planet led by a gorgeous, segsy, milky, Awoga , hot, handsome, despair bellybuttoned, fine, incredible, throbbing hard, stuffed bear who says he’s not a stuffed bear but is a stuffed bear named Monokuma. Come get you milk and bread Hajime ;)
!Goodbye despair chapter four spoilers! Mechamaru died on his was to Monokuma tai chi
Monokuma Tai Chi by ₽₽ September 27, 2020
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vanilla tai-chi 

Look at this vanilla tai-chi looking motha fucka. Thinkin he Asian but he really white!
vanilla tai-chi by darnlljones October 16, 2014

Australian Tai Chi 

is when an Aussie (preferably) tries to manoeuvre a huge round of drinks over to his mates at the other end of the pub (without using a tray or aid of a waitress or another friend!). Takes incredible concentration, dexterity and outstanding navigational skill!
Don't worry mate, Sheila can manage on her own. She'll get the drinks over to us without spilling even one drop, trust me. She has mastered the Australian Tai Chi!
Australian Tai Chi by edessa08 March 20, 2010

Corporate Tai Chi 

Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.
I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...
Corporate Tai Chi by Stesio December 27, 2013

Flaming Tai Chi 

First you pour lighter fluid on your dick, and start anal sex with your girlfriend. Then you make circles with your thumb and forefinger and place her nipples in each one. As the lighter fluid irritates and inflames her booty hole, you whisper Asian proverbs into her ear to calm her down.
I had such a Zen experience with my new girlfriend last night, she wanted me to teach her a new meditation technique I perfected called a "Flaming Tai Chi".

T'ai Chi 

Tai Chi is the urbanization of the phrase T'ai Chi Ch'uan (Taijiquan), meaning "Supreme Ultimate Fist (School)" and usually refers to the internal martial art of that name originating in China.

An internal martial art is one that focuses upon the energy, chi (qi), of the body and its application for martial purposes as compared with an external martial art such as karate, which emphasizes muscular strength.

Taiji is commonly characterized by slow, flowing movements interspersed with rapid ones, and emphasizes posture, rooting, balance and efficient body mechanics for both health and martial applications.

The history and lineage of Taijiquan is often debated, but most discussions place its origin in the late 14th - early 15th century from one Chang San-feng. Its philosophy and movements have their roots in Taoist philosophy, itself dating back at least to the 6th century BC. Chief among the main concepts are relaxation in movement, tranquility, proper body alignment, balance, and focus upon both breathing and chi (qi), the internal energy utilized in Taijiquan.

A sister practice, chi kung (qigong), or "skill in working with energy", utilizes the same principles and movement techniques as Taijiquan. An emphasis upon health benefits, breathing, energy flow and posture characterize qigong. Although there are some qigong styles that include martial applications, qigong is usually practiced in the West as a health exercise.

As for the practice of Taiji in the West, it too is often focused solely upon health benefits, but an in-depth education in this art involves both martial and health applications. The benefits to be gained in this education start to appear quickly, but the study of the art can take a lifetime.
The T'ai Chi Master makes those complex movements appear easy.

The Three Children From Shin Tai

A foreign film directed by Jason Mainella about 3 orphaned children from Shin Tai escaping the horrors of war in a post-apocalyptic Japan. The film received rave reviews, including 3 nominations for Best Director, Best Screenplay and Best Cinematography at the 4th annual Poce Awards.
Daanish: Yo Matt, wanna check the Three Children from Shin Tai tonight?

Matt: Seen it, the direction, cinematography and screenplay are phenomenal.