TBM = Temporary Blond Moment
Doing or saying something so incredibly
dense,
people look at you to make certain you
aren't blond.
AKA a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
Examples of a TBM:
Asking the ticket counter agent "What time does the 5:
15 redeye to
Chicago leave?" when the flight schedule is right behind you on a big screen.
with 20 seconds left in the 2013 NFC Divisional Championships, New Orleans Saints wide reciever Marques Colston receives a pass from Drew Brees; instead of stepping a half-
foot to the right and going out of bounds to stop the clock and give the Saints a chance to win the
game he turns to his left and tries to lateral to teammate Darren Sproles. His pass goes forward instead of lateral, and the illegal forward pass penalty loses the
game for the Saints.