T.P. 

When a heterosexual male offers to preform fellatio on another heterosexual male in exchange for currency. Note; the necessity for this act is Not motivated by addiction.

Michael offered to give jon a T.P. for 900 dollars.

T.P. by jonathan swift420 April 23, 2010

t.p. 

tongue penetration - pretty much means eating out. As in licking a chick's vagina to give her pleasure.

Guy " Dude can i t.p. you?"

Girl "What's that?"

Guy " You know tongue penetration."

Girl " Ahh hell no!!!!" * slaps guy*

t.p. by Savilicous January 4, 2007

T.P 

T.P Stands for teachers pet. Somone who sucks up to teachers in any way possible.

John is always giving the teacher apples.

What a T.P

T.P by me no wait Jesus December 9, 2007

T.p. 

Titty pics

John: "dude I've been snapping this chick for weeks now, still no t.p."
Jason: "damn bro, move on."

T.p. by Tellitlikeit_is December 1, 2014

T.P. 

(abbreviation) Temporarily Peace.

I'm gunna T.P. to the garage to smoke this fat doob.

a.Im bored as fuck, I hate not having weed.
b.Yeah...Well I'm gunna have to T.P., until you find some more greenery.

T.P. by Paul Condencino December 12, 2008

T.P. 

When jeans that are frayed at the bottom collect and carry wet or frozen material off the ground.

Tim Mosley has this recurring problem with his jeans because they are frequently too long for him. In the summer the bottoms of his jeans are wet, and in the winter frozen balls of snow collect in the fringe. "Look he has T.P.!!!"

T.P. by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004

T/P 

Person who has an incestuous sexual relationship. From the cartoon characters in South Park, Terrence and Phillip, who sang Uncle Fucka.

I think Rosa is a T/P. She seems to have a lot of skeletons in her closet.

T/P by pentozali September 23, 2009