Dick Sucking Face 

The face one makes (usually female, but not always) while applying mascara. The cheek bones are sucked in, the eye balls are popped out, and the mouth is open wide in the shape of an "o" as if about to suck a dick.

Look at that chic putting on make-up, she so has a dick sucking face!

Dick Sucking Face by Tink & Bink September 16, 2012

Sasquatch Boner Sucking Face 

One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.

Richard: "You're a total sasquatch boner sucking face!"

Jamal: "You're a dick" *starts crying*

Sasquatch Boner Sucking Face by NipplesMcGee June 30, 2009

face sucking 

The act of unnecessary making out for a long period of time.

The man was face sucking in an elevator and I told them off.

face sucking by teacuphouse September 15, 2016

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher 

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum

i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022