5 points of success 

(as far as i know this started with bart and geo from the youtube channel justkiddingnews)

this are 5 areas that get kissed on the face

1st is the left cheek -> 2nd is the forehead -> 3rd is the right cheek -> 4th is the chin -> 5th is the lips

Bart and geo use this as a way to solve their arguments. when they get into a fight they work it out and then end with the 5 points in order to make sure that both partners have cooled down and the argument has been resolved for both parties. if one refuse then the argument must be worked out further as one of the partners is still somewhat upset. this works because imagine kissing someone when your mad at them right after an argument....it would be hard to do so, right? but if the argument has been fixed well then both people should come out feeling better as they were able to get out their emotions and feelings while still fixing the situation that caused the argument. if both people feel well then they both wouldn't mind doing the 5 points.

bart and geo use the 5 points of success to end their arguments

5 points of success by jkfam July 13, 2016

succdem 

Derogatory term online for social democrats. Sometimes also shortened simply to "succ".

Neolib: "Our subreddit has been invaded by succdems"

succdem by Warthur Au January 29, 2021

catastrophic success 

An event or product that attracts so much interest and attention that it exceeds its own sustaining capacity, resulting in the inability of the organization to respond to demand.

The new product was such a hit that the store ran out, resulting in angry crowds destroying the mall. It was a catastrophic success for the company.

catastrophic success by ohlms March 10, 2009

nothing succeeds like 

Nothing succeeds like excess, according to Victorian wit and author Oscar Wilde.

Nothing succeeds like excess!

nothing succeeds like by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

success of a pun

The success of a pun is measured by the groan! This means that funny puns are applauded by derision.

The success of a pun is measured by the groan, if someone groans they will retell it to friends.

success of a pun by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2021

succexy 

A term coined my Metric used to falsely portray a situation that is successful and sexy in order to glamorize it. The term is mostly used to describe how politicians try to create a positive illusion of an unpopular military/political operation.

Metric: "Invasion so succexy".

I'm getting sick of how Bush keeps describing the war in Iraq as being so succexy.

succexy by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006

success boner 

An erection that occurs as a result of achieving some personal or professional successes.

Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.

success boner by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012