when two homosexual boys with down syndrome sit on a couch by a warm cozy fire and take turns giving each other oral sex then all of a sudden one of them unexpectedly shoves the other boys entire ball sack in his mouth and gnaws the stretched skin off and swallows it whole then rips off his own testicles and wedges them inside of his asshole then takes his hand and slaps himself across the face then yells at the other boy in laughter and excitement"STRIKE THREE I'M OUT" then jumps into the fireplace. The other boy crys in agony because he knows he was defeated by a true champion.
a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across
but has to restart at least 3 times, you can call for a quick end to their speech by shouting "VERBAL STRIKEOUT". Three strikesyou're out. The conversation must then make a complete shift and move on to another topic.
Guy 1: Hey man, last night was crazy, I was at a frat house and- well I was at my FRIENDS frat house then- but wait hold up- It might have been two days ago-
Guy 2: *rudely interrupts* YOU'RE OUT! Shut up now.
When you chase a double-shot of tequila with a double-shot of Tapatio. Optionally, the subject may also snort a line of salt as either the first or third step.
Jose drank so many Mexican Strikeouts that he did not evenrealize that he was the victim of double anal.
When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.