A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

A storch in time saves nine by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

Stoochie 

A female that has a stinky coochie

Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.

Stoochie by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016

Stoic 

The act of being calm, silent, and serious. Those who choose to be stoic feel every emotion, yet show none. Never try to manipulate a stoic, because they always know what is going on. Some of the smartest people in the world are stoic. They keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves.

If silence is power, then stoicism is invincibility.

Teacher: You there!

Stoic Student: Yes?

Teacher: You failed your last test!

Stoic Student:......well then, I had better redeem myself soon.

Stoic by TheUnknownPhilosopher April 17, 2013

stouchebag 

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.

Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.

stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007

stoic 

Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.

Group of kids are sitting on a porch. Stoic walks by.

Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"

Stoic - "Good for you."

Keeps going.

stoic by ski-ski December 28, 2005

stooche

Someone who is crusty, musty, and dusty.

That person there is such a stooche.

stooche by Mzolz May 18, 2016

Stoichiometry 

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.

Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.

Stoichiometry by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009