starcraft 2 

a game that wil never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever come out!

my balls are blue
from the lack of starcraft 2.

starcraft 2 by alman March 1, 2005

Starcraft 2 

Officially announced on May 18th, 2007, Starcraft 2 has no release date as of yet. This RTS had been anticipated by many games and will most likely be a huge hit. The graphics have largely changed from the previous Starcraft and they have instead adopted graphics that are very similar to Command and Conquer 3. For more information go to pc.ign.com/articles/788/788627p1.html

"What is wrong with Blizzard? Why did they come out with Starcraft 2 instead of Diablo III? WTF?

Starcraft 2 by clanboru June 6, 2007

Starcraft 2 

A game that IS coming out. Supposed to come out August of 2008. To the guy who said that it copies Warhammer 40k: Come say that to my face and I will knock ur nose into the back of ur skull. Starcraft dominates any RTS and did not copy WH 40k. If ur gonna say that, u must as well say WH 40k copied WARCRAFT. Which warcraft was made BY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE MAKING STARCRAFT 2. Ya. Stfu. Blizzard has their own ideas. Blizzard kicks ass. Blizzard is the 1337 PwNaGe bitch. They don't and never have copied SHIT.

Starcraft 2 is going to be my afrodesiac

Starcraft 2 by jkgas October 19, 2007

starcraft 2 

Noobs will say this game isn't as good as the first one because they got cannon rushed and ling rushed at the same time, then a dt took out their whole mineral line, so it ruined their life.

Cannon rushing is one of the best strategies in Starcraft 2

starcraft 2 by cannonrusher666 January 29, 2012

starcraft 2 

The sequal to the massively popular RTS game which basically copies Warhammer 40k and Starship Troopers. Only difference is, unlike 40k, Starcraft is fun. And it doesn't have a shitty movie based on it like Starship Troopers.

And it IS coming out.

Man #1: Hey, did you know Warhammer 40k came out before Starcraft? Blizzard just steals ideas!

Man #2: Hey, did you know I don't really give a crap? Go play with your dice elsewhere you fatpimply nerd.

Man #1: But there will never be a Starcraft 2!

Man #2: Actually there will be on, as Blizzard announced it on May 19th, 2007!

Man #1: Touche.

starcraft 2 by Raynor June 12, 2007

Starcraft 2 

A really awesome game that'll probably never come out, since Blizzard cares a lot more about World of Warcraft, because it makes them $$$OMG CASH MONEY$$$!111

Late 2008: OMG STARCRAFT 2 IS COMING OUT IN EARLY 2009

Early 2009: DAMN IT! It got delayed to late 2009

Late 2009: FUCK! MORE DELAYS! Early 2010...

Early 2010: WHAT?? NOW THERE ISN'T EVEN A REAL RELEASE DATE. I will club baby seals if this game suffers the same fate as Starcraft Ghost.

Starcraft 2 by Moomoomonsoon January 24, 2010

Starcraft 2 

A game that was anticipated for over a decade, but when it finally came out left most people wondering "we waited 12 years for THIS?" Not necessarily a bad title, just that the only good things about it are in the original Starcraft.

Instead of a new game, it's more like a fan-made expansion pack. This is because the current generation of Blizzard employees never worked on the original and lack the creativity of their predecessors. Instead, Blizzard hired obsessive nerds that eat, live, and breathe Starcraft to design the sequel so naturally they couldn't come up with anything except duplicating the original game.

Laid-back gamers who just want to be entertained complain about Starcraft 2 because it was too close to the original:
"Hey man have you played SC2 yet?"
"Yeah, I tried it out but it's the same freaking game I played a decade ago. Coulda saved 50 bucks by dusting off my Brood War CD, oh well."

Hardcore basement-dwelling nerds complain about Starcraft 2 for the exact opposite reason: "OMG HOW DARE THEY CHANGE ANY OF THE UNITS OR IMPROVE THE INTERFACE WHEN I SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE PRACTICING HOW TO MAKE SCVs GO TO MINERALS AS SOON AS THEY SPAWN!!!11!"

Starcraft 2 by Rider of Brohan November 8, 2010