Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

niggering 

The act of stealing, hijacking, breaking and entering with intent of burglary, or general thieving.

Where's my car! FUCK! Don't tell me I just got niggered!

Why do kleptomaniacs like niggering other people?

niggering by Bitch ass motherfucker July 7, 2010

staggering 

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick

Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year

staggering by Nick & Jess January 19, 2014

Niggering 

Having sex with a pretty girl and then in the morning stealing her bike

I niggered that bitch right out of a brand new bike. I took her bike and her shoes. I gave her a good niggering when I took her bike and shoes.

Niggering by Niggeraka October 15, 2008

Snickering like a fucking bobcat. 

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

Snickering like a fucking bobcat. by Jindurr January 25, 2018

heartbreaking work of staggering power

1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.

"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."

heartbreaking work of staggering power by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012

Niggering 

Niggering; the art of keeping niggers away.
Typically spammed in Sealand to assert dominance.

Crushing: Stop niggering!
Ekber & Rashed: *Spam niggering emoji and flood chat*

Niggering by neo-hanyist July 18, 2021