faggot snapshot 

When a guy poses for the mirror and takes pictures of himself with a camera or his cellphone (typically with his cellphone). These guys normally take off their shirt and take a picture of themselves to attract higher level of queers. It is very commonly seen on myspace,facebook, and other social networking sites. Guys who faggot snapshot of themselves are known as queer baits.

I have a six pac and I want to show it off to all the ladies on my facebook. So I became shirtless and snapped some so-called "hot" pictures of myself in front of the mirror. The next day, I attracted a shitload of queers and all the girls lol'd at me.

faggot snapshot by BenchMax345 November 30, 2011

faggot snapshot 

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.

"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."

faggot snapshot by Nedla93 June 9, 2013

Social Snapshot 

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.

- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"

Social Snapshot by intergalacticbrotherhoodofU.D March 12, 2011

snapshoteye 

someone who thinks he's still a teenager, he isn't.

snapshoteye looks and probably smells like disgusting out of date ham, also likes underage girls.

snapshoteye by coolman1234444332432 May 24, 2022

Snapshow Crazy 

When a person (usually a young female) becomes emotionally unstable and maniacally loses their temper on a regular basis, most often when debating on topics such as driving skills, hygiene and the glass ceiling.

Gal: Hey dude should I bring this hoe to coyotes with us?
Jim: I dont know man, not a good idea, I heard that bitch was snapshow crazy.

Snapshow Crazy by The Achievers December 22, 2010

Snapshat 

Pooping and sending selfies, or pictures of your poop to others.

"How did you like your snapshat last night?"

Snapshat by fckthisessay April 5, 2015

Snapshit 

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

Snapshit by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013