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dick smoke 

A person (always male) too horny to bother using their brain. With their entire consciousness focused on sex, they usually don't bother to think about anything else. Especially what might happen or what is happening at that moment. Because they have sex so often, either with themselves or an actual partner, their dick is always smoking. Hence the term.
If Chris was watchin the road instead of gettin his umpteenth blowjob of the day, the stupid dick smoke woulda missed that tree.
dick smoke by uziel April 15, 2004
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Dick Smoke 

Dick Smoke(P)pronoun - One who is obsessive over sex, who will do anyone and everone including his brothers sloppy seconds and walrus's.
Alfred is such a damn dick smoke.
Dick Smoke by brue dragon December 30, 2005

Dick smoke 

I left that bitch in a cloud of dick smoke.
Dick smoke by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

Smoke My Dick 

to give head (oral sex for the dumb asses)
aye shawty u goin smoke my dick or what
Smoke My Dick by RawTunes1 March 27, 2011

Smoke this dick 

When the dick so lit she gotta hit it twice...
"My girlfriend said she's wants to come over but doesn't want to get high tonight. Shittt, She Better smoke this DICKK!" OR "What she got that good throat!? Shittt, She Better Smoke This DICKKK!" OR "My girlfriend has been promising to suck my dick all day. Just as she was about to do it, she decided to go for a cigarette. Just as she opened the door to leave i replied; 'Shitttt, You Better Smoke this DICKKK!!"
Smoke this dick by WIENE May 4, 2020