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Slytherin 

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.
"I'm in Gryffindor"

"FUCK YOU."

"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"
Slytherin by Sarah S. August 14, 2006

Slytherin 

The act of a male's basilisk entering a female's chamber of secrets.
Ay girl, can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?
Slytherin by Ororin July 25, 2011

slytherin 

the house where the hot hogwarts students go
jess: omg! did you see that 4th year slytherin student?
rebecca; ikr! jack smith! TOTAL CUTIE!
*girls swoon
slytherin by ChasePlayz May 7, 2018

Slytherin 

When a man's basilisk enters a woman's chamber of secrets.
Wow, that was some good Slytherin.
Slytherin by drugl0rd June 18, 2018

slytherin 

Cool, friendly, a bit cunning.

Have the Queen in their house.
There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin...
slytherin by Me April 3, 2004

Slytherin 

Slytherin is a house in Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry. It is the house chooses for those who are highly ambitious and cunning when it comes to getting their way. Though it is typically considered the house of evil, because it produces many evil witches and wizards. Many overlook the good people that leave slytherin.
Draco Malfoy, a slytherin, was a slimy, little price of bat crud who lead to the demise of the famed and loved Albus Dumbledore.