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SloMo Sapien 

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.
That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!
SloMo Sapien by Street65 November 6, 2013

Geo SloMo 

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.
Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.
Geo SloMo by Rn2d@3ddr November 7, 2009

Homo Slomo 

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis
"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"
Homo Slomo by cakewhore December 7, 2013

Dirty Scomo 

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.
“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”
Dirty Scomo by ELK1 January 3, 2020

Going for a Scomo 

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.
Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.
Going for a Scomo by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Scomo Handshake 

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.
"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."
Scomo Handshake by WazfromAus January 3, 2020