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slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
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slices of heaven 

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven to me
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slice of pie 

Pussy. Female genitalia. Thought to have originated in Whitley Bay, England (near Newcastle) in early 1960's.
For a fat girl, she sure had a tastey slice of pie!
slice of pie by Ignatz Sassafras January 26, 2010

Long Island Brain Slice 

Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.
You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.

Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.

Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

Gentleman's Slice 

A piece of leftover delivery pizza consumed the day after a night of heavy drinking.
Hutchinson, do wake up, put on some pants, and join me for a gentleman's slice. It's nearly 4 PM, for fuck's sake.
Gentleman's Slice by FatintheCat January 10, 2009

Deli Slice 

An absolute mind melting hot babe that you would give your left nut to bang just one time, but will never be anything more to you other than a entry into your ever growing spank bank.
Stan: Have you checked out the new girl in accounting Carl? She is fucking hot. I am going to ask her out.
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!
Deli Slice by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015