Literally the definition of maths. A north east God that should be worshipped for years to come. Let him guide you and show you the ways of life that even Jesus can't understand. Sunderland, you have a golden boi.
' Oi slaw ! what we doin today ?'
'Alright settle down now lads were going to be doing some pythagoras today'
'Ruscoe you terror'
A tramp located in the southern-most area of North Carolina that enjoys pressuring guys into cheating on their superior girlfriends in hopes of breaking up relationships. A slaw is able to mutate to look like a very generic form of the female superior she is trying to be/remove from the said relationship. Their diet solely includes dicks; any dick available as the slaw is severely desperate for attention.