Sigmund Fruits 

People who insist on telling you about their dreams.

A unique breed of storytellers who make the mistake of thinking the subconscious dream world of ominous attics, giant tadpoles, and naked public speaking events is interesting to anyone other than their shrink.

Sigmund Fruits by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Sigmund Freud 

Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!

If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid

Sigmund Freud by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

sigmund freud 

SickMan Freud - lunatic obsessed with fucking his mother.

The only important this is that he discovered the unconscious mind.

other then that, he was gay and was in love with Carl Jung. Most don\'t know it.

So,,,,you want to have sex with your mother?

sigmund freud by Light. April 26, 2005

Sigmund Freud 

A psychologist who thought that anybody with any psychological problem must've had a problem in one or more of the following areas: sex/sexual development, their relationship with their mother, and potty training,

"Sigmund Freud thinks everything can be linked back to sex, someone should really psychoanalylize him!"

Sigmund Freud by Bphillllllllll December 26, 2016

Sigmund Freud 

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!

Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!

Sigmund Freud by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004

sigmund fried 

When your friend gets so high they can evaluate your entire life like a wannabe psychiatrist

Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried

sigmund fried by Dankdude420 May 11, 2019

Sigmund Freud 

Some guy with a mean Dad and a hot Mom

"Father, i want to kill you, And Mother, i want to fuck you all night long"

-Sigmund Freud, no wait, that was Jim Morrison.

Sigmund Freud by Sigmund'sMomHasGotitGoingOn August 7, 2022