Oh shit shuffle 

The act of running from the police to avoid arrest

During my search, I found a baggie of Meth in his pocket and he did the oh shit shuffle southbound on main St

Oh shit shuffle by 132_and_bush June 27, 2016

Shit House Shuffle 

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.

"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"

Shit House Shuffle by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009

shit town shuffle 

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.

I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle

shit town shuffle by RH BARON OF COBHOLM August 31, 2017

Shit and shuffle 

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.

Shit and shuffle by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013

Cum and Shit Soufflé 

Quite literally cum and shit smashed and mixed together and made into a soufflé.

I heard that he’s really kinky... Like into that cum and shit soufflé type of shit

Cum and Shit Soufflé by Swampyman May 19, 2019

Shit Shuffler

A Shit Shuffler is someone who just kicks and flails around like a dumb ass, normaly huge gangster wannabe's

Kid 1 "Wow look at that guy he is a Shit Shuffler"
Kid 2 "Yeah man that guys name is Ricky King"
Kid 1 "Oh I heard that guy is pretty horrible"

Shit Shuffler by Big FOOOT November 2, 2009

Shit soufflé 

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé

That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.

Shit soufflé by Lonely diver June 28, 2023