Skip to main content
A very desperate, thirsty guy. He tries to be a player but he fails because every girl rejects him. He will hit on every single girl in your school, even the ones that he doesn't know. Girls in the younger grades, the older ones, the popular ones, the ones with boyfriends, you name it. Also including but not limited to, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your hot neighbour, married women, maybe even your dog. He will use really bad pick up lines on girls to try and trap them. If you see one, stay away.
"Don't go near Sergei, the guy his so thirsty, he needs a drink of water".
Sergei by Catlover2312 May 31, 2015
A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time
Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it
a pronoun/adjective to be used when describing someting either tremendously awesome, or horrifying terrible. Commonly used at the end of a back-and-forth one-upping shouting match. Always the definitive, most powerful word in said argument, even though it often has no relation nor place in the argument.
"you're stupid"
"you're stupider"
"you're stupidest"
"you're stupid to infinity"
"you're SERGEI!!"
Sergei by Nick + Phil June 10, 2004
A fox’s dream
Sergei is The thing I dream about every night
Sergei by FoXXy420 September 27, 2021

Sergei Rachmaninoff 

A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.

Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов
Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.

Sergei Bobrovsky 

Rookie superstar for the Philadelphia Flyers. He is from Russia and although one of the only things he can say in american is "the cheesesteaks are good here", thats all he needs to know and he is a beast!
Sergei Bobrovsky played great last night and lead the Flyers to a win