Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon 

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020

Secret Sweater

When person has thick hair on their front and back, appearing like they are wearing a sweater. Extremely hairy chest and back. Hair so thick on the front and back of a body, it could be a piece of clothing.

Dad took off his shirt at the pool, so all my friends saw his secret sweater. The police officer was extra warm, because under his uniform he had a secret sweater.

Secret Sweater by Prince Hairy February 28, 2017

secret boner 

An erection that is unknown to the public.

I'm glad I didn't wear my sweatpants in class today because I had a secret boner for Ms. Birbalsingh.

secret boner by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006

Secret Hopper

Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.

Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.

Secret Hopper by secrethopper June 26, 2017

secret woman weapon 

a term used in danganronpa v3 when a girl flashes her boobs unexpectedly. also a weird fight or flight response

In danganronpa v3 killing harmony, Miu Iruma uses her secret woman weapon against Gonta Gokuharu to get him to not kidnap her for his insect meet and greet

secret woman weapon by Kazuichi Soda kinnie November 2, 2020

Secret Sad Boy 

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

Secret Sad Boy by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

secret hater 

A really close friend who secretly hates on you or wishes for you to not succeed in anything. This person usually will not show that they are hating on you to anyone and will be perceived as a really good friend to you. They also might try to keep you down or assist in your failures secretively. Or have malicious thoughts of what they could do to make your life miserable.

Mary and Jane, best friends

Mary: (pulls up in her new car outside Janes' house) "I finally got my new car!! Wanna go for a ride!!??"

Jane: "Hell yeah!!!" she shouts in delight. But Jane is really thinking she wishes Mary would get into an accident and ruin her new car. Jane is a secret hater.

secret hater by Babygirl83 April 12, 2011