Harper sealing 

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

Harper sealing by Egypt April 22, 2017

crack sealing 

A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault

we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"

crack sealing by uncleSuckSuck June 4, 2018

Water Sealing 

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.

Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing

Water Sealing by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

pen stealing 

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.

"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."

pen stealing by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

shalinglom 

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.

spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot 😳💋💋💋💋😳😳😳😜😜😜😋😋😋

shalinglom by shalinglom February 17, 2020

lemon stealing whores 

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

lemon stealing whores by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014