Schmeg 

A filler word in a sentence for people who have recently consumed a decent amount of cannabis or other substances.

Is anyone trying to schmeg some more weed? Is anyone trying to play schmeg ball? Hi, call me Schmeg.

Schmeg by MufasaSchmeg October 11, 2019

schmeg 

semen (n)
ejaculation (v)

It really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.

schmeg by PunkyBrew September 25, 2004

Schmeg 

Something funny and cool

Dude that's so schmeg lol

Schmeg by Chips69 October 21, 2021

Schmeg Pepper 

A penis.
Specifically an uncircumcised penis.

" I really liked his big, juicy schmeg pepper!"
Tony pulled down his pants to reveal a huge, throbbing schmeg pepper!"

Schmeg Pepper by Polly Doolally March 23, 2009

Schmeg Muffin 

When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.

Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.

Schmeg Muffin by shawnsnuts July 28, 2006

Schmeg Fungus 

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

Schmeg Fungus by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018