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Samuel L. Jackson 

Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka
Samuel L. Jackson by jrich69 May 21, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson 

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

samuel l. jackson 

myyyyyyyy nigga!
possibly the baddest mofo on the planet.
samuel l. jackson by roxxor February 19, 2004

SAMUEL L. JACKSON 

The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.
I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON by Act As If June 10, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson 

Sexual move.

When you convince someone to go under the bed sheets with you due to the cold and then receive a blowjob.

Move invented by Quentin Tarantino in the movie "The hateful eight"
"To pull off a Samuel L. Jackson"
"Jeeee! She just went Samuel L. Jackson on you man!"

Samuel L. Jackson 

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
Samuel L. Jackson by BombACat July 18, 2010