you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Grandma's Chicken Salad 

the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.

Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.

Grandma's Chicken Salad by bonequisha_kim_nicole January 8, 2012

Chicken Salad

When at least three dudes whack-off into a can of chicken chunks, making what would normally be chicken salad, but instead of mayonnaise, it is replaced with the jizzim of the three or more dudes.

Hey Ian, you should come over tonight, Joel and I are gonna make some hott nasty chicken salad.

Chicken Salad by WaynoMack November 18, 2011

Southwest Chicken Salad 

When you cum in a girls ass too much and it pools up between her cheeks, like salad dressing.

Man im tired, just finished making a southwest chicken salad

Southwest Chicken Salad by JHs JH May 10, 2007

Chicken Salad

A phrase used when a Quarterback drops the snap and picks it back up and throws a complete pass down the field.

Commentator of WVU vs. Texas game: "Ash drops the snap, picks it back up, and makes some Chicken Salad throwing that ball for a first down." (Actually used in the WVU vs. Texas football game in 2012)

Chicken Salad by HowdyDoody October 6, 2012

Chicken salad dick 

When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.

Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!

Chicken salad dick by Creble April 17, 2022

Chicken Salad

Where someone sticks there finger up their ass,and goes to somebody and says, "Smell this chicken salad I had for lunch."If the person is stupid enough it should work.

Joker:Hey dude smell this chicken salad I had for lunch.

Idiot:Ok

Chicken Salad by Dirtyd17x November 18, 2009