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Spookie Dick 

When you bang a girl the night before, don't shower and go out again with the Ghost of of the pussy from the night before.
SPookie dick prevented me from getting any ass tonight.
Spookie Dick by The Cassrod August 19, 2009

Spookie Dookie 

When you shit yourself in your sleep and you are so frightened that you wake yourself up, in a panic.
Dana: how’d you sleep leah?
Leah: dude, not good. I had a spookie dookie.

Spookie Dookie 

A Spookie Dookie, not to be confused with a Spooky Dookie, is the result of eating far too many Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. As the name suggests, these chips will haunt your bowels, resulting in a corporeal form of Afterburner to linger.
John: Dude, are you alright?

Mike: Yeah… I ate an entire bag of ghost pepper chips last night and just dropped a Spookie Dookie. I’m feelin’ the heat.

John: You’re a dumbass.
Spookie Dookie by Nikki Sevenn August 30, 2022

Spookie Dookie 

A craft cocktail that involves

Grape vodka

White claw

Sour mix

Cheerwine
Liquid iv sprinkled on top
Colton and Alex got hammered on spookie dookies while trying to give the blowup doll a sticky Boswell then got covid

ITS A SPOOKIE MAN

A VERY SPOOKIE MAN! HE WILL STEAL YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR TACO TRUCK!

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.

This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.

The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!