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what's new on the block 

When you want to find out what is happening between the family.
Person 1: Hey man?
Person 2: Not much, what's new on the block?

*Conversation continues*

if there's grass on the field play ball 

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

baby's on the half tip 

A slang phrase created by pot-smokers in the movie "Lady in the Water." Its meaning remains ambiguous.
"Let's throw a party!"
"Baby's on the half tip!"
baby's on the half tip by luvsfab4 September 8, 2008

Baby's on the Half-Tip 

First referenced in M. Night Shyamalan's film, "Lady in the Water." BOTHT was the result of a random conversation by a group of slackers featured in the film concerning the fact that all the good "sayings" or axioms had already been thought up.
As it were, the main male character, Paul Giamatti, who plays a Super in the film, was repairing a garbage disposal. He instructed the slackers not to put anymore clothing down the disposal. He also had the rule that there was to be no smoking indoors. As Giamatti’s character, Cleveland Heap, exited the slackers’ apartment, he yelled at them to stop smoking indoors. As he did, the next line of dialog spoken by the John Lennon-esque member of the slacker group was, "Baby's on the Half-Tip!" And there was much rejoicing among the slackers.
1. As spoken when someone has just lost their temper. Example, "Dang, Gina done flipped out cause someone keyed her car. I went to talk to her but baby's on the half-tip and I though it would be best to let her alone.

2. As spoke when something good, exciting or wonderous has occured. Akin to being "off the chain".
Example, "Gina got over her car and threw a big party to raise money for a new paint job. You should have seen that place. Baby's on the half-tip over there!

Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas 

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.
"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

Murda on the beat so it's not nice 

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.
*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!