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Rusticulus 

Where you drop your pants, prance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula in front of someone and they laugh at you!
That old dude just did a Rusticulus in the bar!!!
Rusticulus by The Scroat July 11, 2011

Rusticle Scrotum 

Where you stick a zuchinni up your ass, a cucumber between your balls, and dance around like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula!
That chick is so hot it makes me wanna go home and do a Rusticle Scrotum!
Rusticle Scrotum by The Scroat July 11, 2011
An egotistical hillbilly in denial about their station in life.
My rustican neighbor won't shut up about his new squirl trap.
rustican by John Cocktoastensen November 20, 2016