rocky balboa 

You have to eat beans and other gas-causing foods for a period of a week. Concurrently, you do not shower for the same week-long period. Then, you make a girl sit under your ass and proceed to shoot a poop/diahrea mixture all over her face.

For the Rocky Balboa Championship Edition, you need to add corn to your diet during your week of preparation.

That girl thought she was better than me because she is so pretty, so I gave her the Rocky Balboa Championship Edition (R). There were chunks of poo, puddles of diahrea, and corn bits all ova' her grille!

rocky balboa by Jezekiel October 26, 2006

Rocky Balboa 

When a woman is giving head and takes the load in her mouth; spits it into her hand and then smacks the man with it.

She gave him the best head of his life then a food rocky balboa for a job well done.

Rocky Balboa by Sheffy88 September 16, 2020

Rocky Balboa 

During a blowjob, just before ejaculation ,the nuts get punched like a speed bag.

Thought I getting a nice bj,but the bitch Rocky Balboa'd me.

Rocky Balboa by Creeper_joe March 4, 2023

Rocky Balboa high

When one tokes oneself into a stupor much like that of rocky balboa after he endures rigorous rounds of boxing. The condition can be identified by the following symptoms: slurred speech, uncontrolled rolling of the eyes, and stroke-like facial expressions.
Veterans of this occurrence may refer to this phenomenon as "Rocky Balb" and may shout such phrases as "Cut me boss, I cant see!"

"ooohh abura behder pass huuuu bong."
"I wish you wouldnt get rocky balboa high all the time."

Rocky Balboa high by marisa adanah feliciano-garcia January 7, 2009

Rocky Balboa Thunder Punch 

When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.

I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.

Rocky Balboa Thunder Punch by Poondog69 May 1, 2011

Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance 

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion

Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!

Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance by Heavy D Birmingham September 1, 2013

Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

Rocky Balboa Syndrome by VariableY July 2, 2017