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thug rife 

Description of the life of rich suburban white kids with too much time on their hands pretending that they live in the harsh ghetto.

Defining characteristic is driving around a shitty rice rocket and annoying the piss out of everyone with a job and a brain.
*brooooooooom* (the sound of a loud-as-fuck rice rocket roaring through the parking lot of a starbucks)

A: Mother fucking assholes... they're going to hit all of what? 65mph before those rims fly off?

B: Bah, they think they're living the thug rife. THUG RIFE 4 EVA! Dumb shits.

*crash* Sound of ricer plowing into the back of an 18 wheeler.

A: I love Darwin.
thug rife by eggie February 9, 2004
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Matt Rife 

Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘
I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!

all my rife 

its be a slang sayin be like my life aka rife be rough as shit ya feel me
all my rife.....dey tryna keep me down rife rifters rife rifters uhh uhhhhh
all my rife by saaavage September 6, 2023

Pulling a Rife

When someone arrogantly sabotages their own business or project through overconfident blunders, like picking unnecessary fights, making baseless claims, or alienating partners, only to watch it all backfire spectacularly. Often involves hiding behind excuses while the competition thrives.
“Dude, starting that petty lawsuit against your rivals just because your ego got bruised? You’re totally pulling a Rife—now your company’s reputation is in the trash.”
Past tense verb of RIF. To lose one's job due to staff reduction, not necessarily due to performance or interpersonal problems.
My buddy and his department were RIFed today.
rifed by stienman May 9, 2006

RifeRange 

A unit of measure that describes sexual experience. 1 RifeRange is eqiuvalent to 3 or 4 Partners/Times.
Nick's RifeRange has grown from 1/3 to 4 since he stopped wearing his Joe Montana Jersey.
RifeRange by Bill Burke December 20, 2004