Renato 

a light skin nigga that thinks he's a gyalis. Loves soca music and is lowkey dumb.

renato is a dick

Renato by xxprincey1998 March 14, 2018

Renato 

Ultimate cucklord.

You're such a Renato.

Renato by TotallyNotTachi June 9, 2018

Renato 

A petite Brazilian man with a passion for Martial Arts and high performance motorcycle riding....but often get's mistaken by women for a gay italian man instead of the bad-ass Bruce Lee Ninja that he is!

Guy: "Renato rides race motorcycles!"
Girl: "But I thought he was gay...!"
Guy: "But he is happily married!"
Girl: "I just thought it was a cover because he was latin..."

Renato by jmsolomon2000 October 17, 2014

Renato 

Makes young English men want tomatoes... but they want em fresh.

What's ya name!? Renato?.... I wanna tomato, and I want it fffresh!... basilico!

Renato by TheMilkyHoe207 April 10, 2021

Renato 

A form strong white male with a 30 inch horse cock who will test your asshole apart no matter you are because the hammer of mystic is unisex bitch
That Renato guy absolutely destroyed my ass last

Renato is gods son

Renato by Renci November 22, 2021

Rancid Renato 

A type of joke told where the one begins by telling his/her’s acquaintances about how he/she farted last Friday... really bad. Then they follow with the punchline of “Just Kidding”. An all time classic joke to pull on friends and family that always ensures a good chuckle.

Renato: “I’m going to tell the good ol Rancid Renato”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”

Rancid Renato by sandwichofchicken March 23, 2021

Dirty Renato 

It’s the act of scalping whores, while wearing a panda suit, in Japan.

Ye my bro did a dirty Renato the other day, it’s was sick stuff

Dirty Renato by Keith Kaline May 4, 2021