Manga Readers 

Bitches who never know how to shut the fuck up.

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone

Manga Readers by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021

Reader's Block 

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

Reader's Block by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

gn reader 

gender-neutral reader in fanfic. author uses they/them pronouns for y/n so all genders are included

title: broken bow
pairing: bucky barnes x gn reader

gn reader by Actor_Ava March 15, 2021

reamed accordingly 

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.

He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

reamed accordingly by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008

Accelerated Reader 

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.

i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

Accelerated Reader by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012

x reader 

A genre of fanfiction where the reader is the main character, and all events are described in vivid detail as happening to him/her. Usually used for lemon fics but is not limited to such. Usually involves sexual interactions between the reader and a character of the author's choice (Character usually being a popular dreamboat male character).

Most of these fanfics are found on deviantart, mostly for female audiences, sometimes appealing to male audiences, either straight or gay.

I recently read a story from creepypasta called "Jeff the Killer". It was a great story, so I asked my friend if she knew anymore Jeff stories, and she sent me a Jeff x reader fic. I'm never gonna take her advice on reading ever again.

x reader by Prestonkei November 7, 2013