quilling 

completely lacking in the basis of time and reality, and yet thinking you are super-awesome

"Dude, that band teacher is so quilling--I guess he may have been cool in high school, but its just sad now."

quilling by effinG February 4, 2010

qvelling

The quality of having a very long title. Such as scientific research posters with titles that take 1/2 hour to read.

That is the most qvelling research poster at this conference

qvelling by B^4 November 13, 2017

Quilling 

Where one experiences sexual enjoyment from the pulling or ripping of the pubic hair

he enjoys quilling

Quilling by Obama3KMulti November 26, 2024

Quelking 

To abort a fetus via hanger, and then drink said “hanger baby”. If done correctly it should be the texture of Robitussin.

Dude after Amanda got pregnant, I quelked the fuck outta that kid.

Instead of an abortion I had to resort to quelking.

I didn’t have enough money to get an abortion I just quelked it instead.

Quelking by Digbickbussymonder March 20, 2024

Quelking 

Abort fetus via hanger then drink it from straw. (Preferably black midget)

Me and me friends are going on a quelking streak

Quelking by Jelqmaster67 March 21, 2024

Quelping 

The act of busting a load of Semen into an open/popped blister on the foot and only the foot.

Your hiking and you get a blister on your toe you open up the blister and blow a load on it. That’s how you probably do the act of Quelping.

Quelping by Niggerhandle3000 August 5, 2024

Quelping 

The act of busting a nut(Semen) on to a open/popped blister on the foot and only the foot!

I was hiking and I had a giant blister on my big toes and the popped so I used the act of Quelping to cheer me up!

Quelping by Niggerhandle3000 August 5, 2024