putinism 

A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

Tom: Joe, are you gay?
Joe: No, I'm not gay.
Tom: Dude, you're 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night I saw you French kissing a guy at the theater. You're gay.
Joe: Dude, I am NOT gay!
Tom: You're sucking my dick, dude. You're GAY.
Joe: Am not.
Tom: You're just one big putinism, aren't you?

putinism by Jonny Habenero October 16, 2008

The Catherine Poutine 

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014

Putin Law 

"Putin Law" (also called: "The Putin Laws"):
1. Is the "right" to invade a country because another country rejects a Russian Puppet leader.

2. The "right" to invade a country because there are Russian speakers or Russian "interest" (undefined).

3. To make light of military conflicts by Russian military.
4. To make light of criminals in Russia or abroad.

Putin Law: {actual comments by Putin}
(in regards to Soviet Union)
"First and foremost it is worth acknowledging that the demise of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the century."
(in regards to rape in Europe)
"He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."
(in regards to gays at the Winter Olympics)
"One can feel calm and at ease. Just leave kids alone, please."

(in regards to Ukraine President being ousted after shooting protestors)
"Russia reserved the right to use "all means" to protect compatriots who were living in "terror" in Ukraine."
"Mr Putin slammed the takeover of power in Ukraine as "anti-constitutional" and an "armed seizure of power" and said neo-Nazis, nationalists and anti-Semites were now active in the country."

Putin Law by traderneal August 12, 2015

Wide Putin

Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:

Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:

"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"

Wide Putin by BrickSpace August 3, 2020

putinism 

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Joe: I finally broke up with Sue. I caught her cheating red-handed finally.
Tom: I thought she knew that you knew.
Joe: She did. I told her. She still said she wasn't cheating but she knew that i didn't believe her. And she even KNEW that I KNEW.
Tom: Wow. That girl is just one putinism after the next.
Tom:

putinism by Jonny Habenero October 12, 2008

Putin

1.) An ex-KGB.

2.) The current "president" of Russia.

3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.

"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."

"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."

Putin by Gyrapage December 14, 2008

Putin

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!

Putin by gramaticon August 28, 2005