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Punched in the Jeans 

To be punched in the area wear most wear their jeans. They can be on your legs or on the clothes line, it doesn't matter, because they will still be punched.
You were Punched in the Jeans so bad, they will wished they were shorts!

Punched in the mouth 

To make someone eat their own words. To prove the doubts they have about you as wrong.
My ex-girlfriend said I was a loser. 6 months later and I have a new job, new degree and a better girlfriend. Therefore, she was punched in the mouth.
Punched in the mouth by Teezyyy September 29, 2020

punched in lasagne 

A very messy period ridden vagina
Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry

Punched in the heart 

It means you're mentally hurt like jealous or sad and you can feel the pain in your heart.
Her: *sees crush*
Him: *texting another girl from across the room; making eye contact and smiling*
Her: *gets jealous and gets punched in the heart*
Punched in the heart by sadyuki November 7, 2019

Punched in the face 

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?
Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"

finger punched in the fart box 

to have a finger stuck without warning in the rectum
When she went down on me I got finger punched in the fart box