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Not So Devil Potato 

A Not So Devil Potato is one of the best people you will ever get the chance to meet. She is; Sweet, caring, smart, strong-minded, persistent, level headed and courageous. She will always find a way to display her affection in a time of panic or need, as she is THAT brilliant. When met face to face with a Not So devil Potato, you will encounter a feeling of achievement, her excellence might even rub off on you, causing her to be blinded by her own light but seeing the beauty in which she has created in another. Even if she is unable to see said beauty in herself, she will always be able to see the magnificence displayed within her friends and family. If you know a Not So Devil potato whom may be into you, make sure you attend to her and feel righteous standing beside her, as you have reached the unattainable and this is a once in a lifetime occurrence. when with a Not So Devil Potato, you shall never let her go as it shows utter stupidity after you have done so and sorry but she ain't coming crying back to you.
I wish I was Not So Devil Potato
If only I had a Not So Devil Potato to comfort me

North Carolina Sweet Potato 

Filthy sex act akin to the Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Hot Plate, Minnesota Pincher or other geography based terms brimming with sexual innuendo.
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "What happened to you?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "I met up with a crazy southern girl last night."
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "So?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "She made me give her a North Carolina Sweet Potato."
No longer curious friend: "Oooh... I gotta go. Good Luck!"

Northern Ireland Potato Mash

when an irish person shoves a potato up someone else’s ass and nuts in it and then spins their cock around similar to the “Wisconsin Butter Churner” to make mashed potatoes. Serves 2-4 people.
Yo wanna do the northern ireland potato mash tonight and watch futa??